Loveline: Listen with Caution

Okay, so it's 7:04 in the morning, and I'm listening to a download of this radio show called "Loveline" (only because my favorite band The Used was on it). Thing is, Loveline is a show where the listeners call in about their love life (well, duh, but yeah) and this tends to get pretty weird questions.
So, I'm listening to this radio show having only a vague idea of what I'm going to get (I heard an episode with my other favorite band, My Chemical Romance), and I get so much more than I bargained for (which wasn't a whole lot to tell you the truth). Bert McCracken is the utter King of T.M.I. I learned a couple of things about him and Jeph that, honestly, I probably didn't want to know before.
I now know that:
Bert has "5 and a couple" if you know what he means.
Jeph possibly has a penis piercing.
Dan likes to wank in secret.
Dan wanks at least twice a day.
Dan likes porn. (well, I probably could have expected this one, but it made me LOL anyway)

Also, Dan's brother called in asking if Dan had ever used masturbation as a warmup tool for getting on stage. The answer was yes (I think) It was honestly epic.

You know what I would have asked them, had I been over 18? I probably would have said something along the lines of "This goes for any of you...have you ever thought of any of your bandmates in a sexual fashion?"
...Dang, now I want an answer D: .

Well, I should be getting ready for school. Blog later, maybe, if I have something to talk about.

Sincerely
ANTIKIRA